In this era of absolute ridiculousness where, people don’t have time to look at the mirror and strike poses just for the sake of it. You are so very busy with or without any particular work.
And People have become quite selfish having packed themselves inside a small box and made random holes in it so that they don’t forget to breathe.
That’s the acrid reality of life, sounds boring doesn’t it?
But life is not all that vain
There are a few (kinda peculiar) moments in our everyday life that have an amusing touch to it.
Such as-
- Waking up in the morning due to the damned alarm clock and wanting to sleep a little more, but fail to do so. And end up waking and walking like a zombie all the way to the washroom.
- Trying hard to find your mobile when you know that it’s in silent mode or looking for the remote control whereas you’re sitting on top of it the whole time.
- Restarting a song when you miss your most favorite line and singing at your best when you reach the chorus.
- Watching the same movie over and over again and repeating the dialogues of all the characters, as every damn detail about the movie is unknowingly by hearted.
- Making it a point to eat the cherry on top of the cake first and making sure that you are the one who gets it.
- Unexpectedly realizing that everything becomes very much interesting few days before an exam,
- Enjoying the moment when someone interrupts the class for an important announcement.
- Sitting on the couch and pondering over the fact that in some corner of the house a spider is doing “Mission Impossible”
- Making the most absurd plans very abruptly and it turns out to be really awesome.
- Aimlessly looking at the car windows and finding that your hair is so absolutely perfect.
- Cooking the most 5 star dishes by yourself from the common stuff found in the kitchen.
- Playing “jaws and “Godzilla””with the stapler while in your office.
- Assuming that unsharpened pencils are actually magic wands,
- Yelling, “die you stupid thing! DIE!” While killing an annoying insect.
- Finding it mandatory to pop “bubble wraps”
- Imitating James bond when your home alone.
- Having those one of a kind “ninja moments”
- Assuming that your geometric rulers are actually “light sabers”
- Picturing a piano fall on the head of a person you hate.
- Having “make out” sessions with your favorite pillow picturing someone special in mind.
- Moments when you feel that your life just ended when your PC goes on hibernation mode.
- There is no cooler dance than the amazing “happy dance”
- The moments when you feel that smiling is far better than explaining why you are sad,
- It’s always more interesting when your favorite song comes on radio, even though you have the song in your “most played list”
- Cookie dough is tastier than the cookie itself. (yet you wanna have both)
- “Personal jokes” are often the weirdest.
- Laughing at innuendos and the silliest puns.
- Preferring to turn over the pillow to get the cooler side.
- Day dreaming of those “what if…” situations.
Seriously, life is better when you decide you don’t care whatever strange happens, isn’t it?
